“O sea, por mí no lo hagas, ¿eh? Si te aburres y quieres que nos vayamos, nos vamos”.
Y mira a su humano con cara de “¿falta mucho?”.
– ¿Te pasa algo, Rufo?
– TÚ SABRÁS.
“Lo que me molesta no es estar aquí; es que me hayas engañado”.
“No, no, no nos moverán”.
“Por mí nos vamos ya, pero como quieras”.
Que, además, esta gente querrá acostarse.
– Es que el lunes me viene fatal, de verdad. Si fuese el martes…
– El martes tenemos huec
– ¿He dicho el martes? Quería decir el miércoles.
Gisela, who’s from Modesto, California, got into makeup at 15 years old, when she was gifted a lot of makeup for her quinceañera.
“I didn’t want it to go to waste, so I just learned,” she told BuzzFeed.
“I always wanted to do his makeup just to see what he’d look like, and he was always like, ‘No, you can’t do it,’” Gisela said. “I was bored at home one day and I asked him again, and he said, ‘Alright, just so you stop begging.’”
“He was like, ‘You’re crazy, this is the last time we’re doing this,’” Gisela said. “He couldn’t stop laughing.”
THAT HIGHLIGHT, THO.
“If you want to wear a bright red lipstick or a black lipstick you should be able to, no matter what people say,” Gisele said. “Makeup has no gender and no age, and we will always support that.”
And even though she doesn’t think he’ll be making makeup part of his everyday look, she thinks he could be convinced into another makeover.
“It was just something I always wanted to do,” she said. “We both had a lot of fun.”
Parce que, soyons honnête, tout le monde a besoin de voir ça.
Honestly, the only thing that required the same passion-filled years of planning was schoolies.
The diamantés! The satin! The curls!
Yes, we whipped out our old photos and called our parents to check that they still had our dresses stuffed away somewhere. (Thanks, Mum!)
I actually designed my own dress. My mum then got it made in the Philippines, and unsurprisingly, it came back nothing like I had planned. When I first saw it, I locked myself in my bedroom and dramatically sobbed into my pillow, with “Breathe Me” by Sia on repeat. Once I snapped out of it and actually tried it on, and as much as I low-key looked like a tree, I did feel like a princess.
I was scared to try it on again because 17-year-old me had a washboard chest and, thankfully, I have grown. I really didn’t expect it to fit tbh. I didn’t even expect it to do up, so I was surprised when I managed to do up the top two buttons. So, I still looked like a tree and I could barely breathe this time around, but again, I felt like royalty. I mean, how could you not with all that tulle?
When I bought my formal dress, the sweet lady working in the boutique where I found it told me it was “very Sex and the City”. I had absolutely no clue what this meant, but translated this semi-compliment to mean it was a) sexy and b) something that someone in the city (not Bathurst) would totally wear. I was sold!
I will admit that I still adore this dress. I’ll also admit that it’s the complete opposite of what I’d wear in the present day. If I could go back in time though, I’d still go for it because I absolutely adored it. I would however, request that my hair be at least two inches closer to my actual scalp.
Oh man, this dress. Being from good ol’ Wagga Wagga, I went shopping in Canberra for my formal dress (lol, I know). I found one I loved, but it was a bit on the expensive side, so my nonna decided she could make the same design. Obvs in 2008, ruffles, big bows, and a tail for your dress were COOL. What you can’t see is all the beading and tiny buttons that fasten the back, which means my nonna spent so much goddamn time of her life creating this.
Trying it on again made me second guess what the hell I was thinking at the time. (I mean, the tail, guys. THE TAIL.) But it also made me appreciate my nonna even more for making it for me.
I saw Taylor Swift in concert six months before my Year 12 formal, and she was wearing a sparkly gold dress. Obviously, I decided that I needed to wear the exact same thing. I had no idea how I was going to find one, but then found my dress at a market stall by chance, without even having to go look for it. I felt glam AF at the time, but looking back, it was definitely way too short for a formal dress. No wonder my mum made me wear stockings under it.
I’m glad it still fit but I realised that I have gone down about two cup sizes since I was 17. RIP my boobs. And it turns out that my style has not changed AT ALL in six years, because I loved it as soon as I put it on. While I acknowledge that a sequined gold mini-dress is potentially a little over the top, I would still 100% wear this out in public. Honestly, the only issue would be the trail of sequins I would leave behind me as I walked.
The couple has been together for more than 20 years and posed for Beall earlier this summer.
“I have been wanting to do a series celebrating elder bodies and long lasting love, and they were simply a perfect match,” Beall told BuzzFeed. The project was a continuation of her first book, The Bodies of Mothers, which showcased women’s bodies at all stages of pregnancy. “I want to make a beautiful book much like my first one, highlighting beautiful photos of humans or couples over 60 and a little bit of their life story,” she added.
“Gerry and Darwin are very comfortable with themselves,” Beall said. “They are in a place of appreciating life for what is is. Gerry told me that she had had her makeup and hair done for the shoot and that she felt a little unlike her normal self, and I told her she looked beautiful. I took some head shots for them first, then I was ready to make the image I envisioned bare, vulnerable and embracing.”
Gerry wrote Beall a letter shortly after the photos went up, expressing her gratitude. “I didn’t think I could EVER be happy or certainly ever enjoy a love like this. And body-shame was a HUGE part of that. I won’t say it’s gone altogether, but I am at home in my body now, and I like myself in the body I’m in. I actually smile at myself in the mirror,” she wrote. “We wanted to show that wrinkles and aging, sagging body parts are NOT barriers to love unless you let them be. Like fine wine or good cheese, we are more fully ourselves and more full of Love in our 70’s than we ever were in our 30’s and 40’s.”
“I want to photograph hundreds of elder bodies,” she said. “I need ethnic diversity, I need differently-abled bodies, i need all of our voices in a collection of groundbreaking images to reshape the belief around how we see the sacred human body un-photoshopped and free from shame and overflowing with the glory and privilege of a long life well lived.”
OK, so this blusher comes in THE cutest packaging and it’s a great little size to pop in your bag. It’s a twist-up blusher and once you twist it the whole way up, you realise you don’t actually get that much blusher, but hey, it’s £4.49.
I tried on the Raspberry Charlotte and Emma tried the Peach Melba.
It’s a £3.99 eyeshadow palette, so we weren’t really expecting much tbh.
The product claims to be a precision liquid eyeliner with a soft nib applicator that’s easy to apply and provides long-lasting lines. And we crossed everything in hope that this was true.
We LOVE IT! Just look at our perfect little flicks. We both agree it’s super easy to use and we will definitely be adding it to our makeup bags.
It’s just SO good.
“Who is Fleur?” you ask. Fleur is is a beauty vlogging powerhouse – check out her vlogs here.
The formula is creamy and really pigmented, but we would 100% suggest using a lipliner with this lipstick. We tried to get the edges to look neat, and it didn’t really work out.
It’s pretty simple. We’ll tell you the questions we asked BTS, and you try to guess how they answered, THEN you can click to reveal the real answers and see how you did! (Be careful not to scroll past the images, as the answers or hints might also be in the text underneath!)
Although V seems to think of himself as most romantic, and Suga seems to trust everyone else to make a fine decision without him.
Rap Monster: “We call Jimin ‘Babo.’” In Korean, babo (바보) means “idiot.”
Ft. Zero Hesitation From Everyone Else.
Although this time he is less ready to claim responsibility. After trying to shift the attention over to Jimin, he admits he’s pretty good at it.
Having said that, according to Rap Mon, they don’t wear makeup that often.
Jimin is all of us.
J-Hope: “It’s like choosing between Mother/Father!”
For those who said sunrise, it’s because that’s the time they often finish their work and get to go home.
Who was so invested he decided to start rapping to prove it.
Though Jungkook thinks Rap Monster is another solid candidate and tries to get him to sing a bit, to which Rap Monster is like, “nah.”
Jin said, “When you’re sad, you need to listen to a sadder song.”
Suga also suggested “Tomorrow,” J-Hope (jokingly) suggested “Fire” and V added, “You need to listen to Jungkook rapping.”
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Walks off singing “Fiiiiirrreeeee”
The consistent red bins across the top help make this small space look more intentional. Plus, it’s like a mini version of a dream library. See more photos of this Brooklyn apartment here.
This backyard cottage in Dallas uses it for a plant and a couple of decorative bottles, but you could use it for more practical things, like mouthwash and lotion.
If you’re worried about the tray sliding off the top of your tank, secure it with a couple of removable adhesive strips like these, $2.88.
CUE ALL OF THE TEARS. ALL OF THEM.
Teapots = love
Para que no te pierdas aunque estés en Twin Peaks o en Isla Nublar.
Isla Nublar, el Marina d’Or de los reptiles.
Amblin Entertainment / Universal Pictures / Via jurassicpark.wikia.com
Puedes navegarlo con todo detalle aquí.
Jerry Lerma / Terry Hogan / Via Twitter: @onlmaps
To my best friend,
You are my best friend and every moment I spend with you means everything to me. You are kind, you are caring and you are honest. You tell it like it is yet you treat me like I am worth more than the whole world. When I am with you I feel like a whole person, your spirit, and insight amaze me regularly. I have never met someone like you; I have never met someone I was so willing to accept unconditionally. I have never met anyone so similar to myself as you who I have wanted to share every moment with. I have never met anyone so able to make me smile and make me laugh. With you my sides always hurt and my cheeks are always sore and I enjoy every moment of it. Being with you is inspiring and comforting. I tell you everything and all you want is to listen. You have my back and I have yours and together we make the perfect pair. You are my best friend. You are my favorite person. I love you
When I am with you I feel every moment of pain, or sadness that you feel. When I’m with you and you are happy, I am happy. I feel what you feel and thats why right now I am in so much pain. When you tell me that you feel worthless or that you hate yourself all I can do is sit in pain and cry. Because I don’t understand how someone so amazing, and so important to me, could see them self as not worthy of being alive. All I want is for you to see yourself how I see you. Without you here I would be a Bonnie without a Clyde and that makes me so unfathomably bitter. When you text me to tell me that you drank an entire bottle of jack or binged on a bottle of vodka I feel helpless and scared and my anxiety skyrockets. The fear of losing you is so horrible that it is both mentally tolling and physically painful. Hearing you say you stood in the street hoping you would die makes me cry. I can’t imagine having to attend your funeral and telling everyone how loved you were as they stare off blankly and confused as to why you didn’t see how valuable you a were.
Most people say “oh if ________ died I don’t know what I would do.” Well in my case If anything happened to you, I know exactly what I would do. I would be so incredibly angry and lonely and lost. I would drive around at night with no where to go. I wouldn’t have that person to confide in. I would miss countless adventures overlooking the city smoking cigarettes and contemplating life. I would miss a thousand laughs and a thousand hugs. I would be in pain and I would fall apart. When you tell me you are going to kill yourself, then don’t reply or pick up your phone until the next morning; I feel helpless. When you drink enough to kill a person then tell me you hate yourself, I cry. When you don’t see yourself for what you are worth, I break.
So please know this:
You are funny, you are smart and you are kind. You see the world differently than everyone else, and you are so incredibly insightful. You are loyal and you are trustworthy. You cherish your relationships with others and you put the well being of others above your own.You make me feel safe and respected ; and your smile is infectious. You make me feel special and I cannot Imagine a world without you.
To my best friend with depression,
I Love You
I am Sorry you are in Pain…
I am in pain too.
Your Best Friend who needs you
1. They have to stay handcuffed for 24 hours.
2. They could separate for EXTREME circumstances, but they must document why.
3. Pick a hand, and stick to it.