Last night on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon was back at it again with the hashtags.
This time he asked viewers to share the most embarrassing things they’ve said with the hashtag #WhyDidISayThat.
Hashtag game! Tweet out something funny, weird, or embarrassing you’ve said and tag with #WhyDidISayThat. Could be on the show!
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon)
Here are some of the funniest ones:
Friend got on an elevator and said “Call me DJ Tanner cuz this is a Full House!” He then rode to his floor in total silence. #WhyDidISayThat
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon)
Teaching 5th grade music class to play recorder/the note A, I said “when you see the new note be sure to cover your A holes” #whydidisaythat
— Ben Herrick (@BenHerrick727)
Getting a haircut, barber asked me what I do for a living. I said “Advertising, what about you?” He replied “I am a barber” #WhyDidISayThat
— Stephen Angelovich (@angelsteve89)
Would you like soup or salad ?
Yeah sure, the super salad is fine.
— irma (@aestheticabg)
I worked retail & a guy asked if we sold “sleeveless vests”, I replied “Yes, next to the legless shorts”. #WhyDidISayThat @FallonTonight
— ⭐️KasiaEmerald⭐️ (@KasiaEmerald)
Once said excuse me to a mannequin. Then I realized it wasn’t a real person so I said “oh you’re not real. Sorry” #WhyDidISayThat
— Jody And Matt (@jodyandmatt)
@jimmyfallon My uncle was trying to win a debate & yelled “I’m the Master Bater” We all got quiet. He got it 5 minutes later #WhyDidISayThat
— JustKiKiBrown (@RadioChickBrown)
One time a guest asked where the restroom was, I pointed it out & as he walked away I said “enjoy!” #WhyDidISayThat
— Roni Lynn (@roni_darnold)
I was late to a job interview and I tried explaining myself by saying “Sorry, I’m on my period” #WhyDidISayThat
— Zoe (@ZoeJRomero)
I work at Kmart and over the intercom at closing one night I said ‘thank you for shopping at target’ #WhyDidISayThat
— Bridget Stapledon (@bridgetstaple)
.@jimmyfallon while studying the planets in 9th grade I liked the color of Uranus so I told my teacher “Uranus is so pretty” #whydidisaythat
— Macie Lummus (@_Lummus)
I was ordering pizza & at end of call said love you. Delivery showed up gave me receipt.Thx Hun its on the house (w his ph#) #WhyDidISayThat
— Crystal Elkin (@Crystal_Elkin)
On a flight from Boston to LA I was seated between two men so I walked up and said “are you two my new dads?” #WhyDidISayThat
— Alexis Anderson (@AlexisAnnderson)
My friend texted me saying her dog died. I replied “well, life is ruff”. We didn’t speak for 6 months. #WhyDidISayThat
— Areej Rodrigo (@AreejRodrigo_)
My old boss asked if I was feeling okay and I responded, “Yeah, I just hate working here.” #WhyDidISayThat
— Kester Smith (@kestersmith76)
Got pulled over…
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: I’m sorry, I wasn’t even paying attention. #WhyDidISayThat
— Kayla Elaine (@kaylaemaddox1)
One time at a party I tried to start a conversation with the host by saying “Hey man we totally have the same refrigerator”. #WhyDidISayThat
— Trevor Hancock (@PortableTrevor)
I was having sandwich at Subway. I was asked if I wanted the 12 inch. I told the guy I could only fit 6 inches inside me! #WhyDidISayThat
— Michelle (@mc_arthur123)