2. And people will try to become part of your BFF circle, but that’s just never going to happen.
Step off, this is not yours.
3. Hearing each and every detail about their love life will, in turn, give you life.
4. And yes, sometimes your bestie IS crazy, but they’re your crazy, and you love them for it.
5. There is nothing more satisfying than being able to communicate with a single look.
No words necessary.
7. And if your best friend is ever hurt by someone, it takes all your strength not to hunt that person down.
8. As part of a BFF team, it’s your job to make sure your bestie doesn’t humiliate themselves too much.
10. People will try to steal your BFF, because they’re awesome, and it’s your job to destroy those people.
11. While you are allowed to make fun of your bestie, no one else is. Ever.
12. The fact that your BFF knows everything about you is sometimes a terrifying thing.
I. SAID. STOP.
14. When you see your friend and they “can’t talk,” you also can’t help trying to distract them.
16. You two are truly the most important people, and someday the world will know it too.
17. And the real truth of all: You never feel truly whole unless your best friend is by your side.
I’ll never let go, BFF. I’ll never let go!