17 Questions Anthropologie Needs To Answer Immediately

3. WHO ARE YOU TELLING TO MIND THEIR MANNERS? AREN’T YOU A GODDAMNED DISHTOWEL?

WHO ARE YOU TELLING TO MIND THEIR MANNERS? AREN'T YOU A GODDAMNED DISHTOWEL?

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5. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PIZZAS YOU CAN BUY WITH $88? AT LEAST 4?? AND YOU’RE CHARGING THAT MUCH FOR A BUNDLE OF STICKS???

A bundle of sticks that’s “not food-safe,” btw.

12. IS THAT THE WAY TO NARNIA OR SOME OTHER SINISTER LAND REIGNED OVER BY A PACK OF HUMANOID ANIMALS?

Either way count me tf out.

15. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT IF I HAD A SPARE $2800 I WOULD DEFINITELY SPEND IT ON A GNARLED EASEL?

17. HOW DARE YOU??? THIS IS SO GODDAMN CUTE? I WANT TO SMASH IT???

You always keep me coming back for more.

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