27 Photos That Prove America Should Be Banned From Food Forever

1. Americans should not be allowed near food because they do things like this.

Americans should not be allowed near food because they do things like this.

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5. I understand the appeal of deep frying things. Fried batter is great! But there can be no justification for deep-frying sugar cubes.

7. Corn dogs just seem to be confusing. Is it a sausage? In cake? Are you people putting cake around a sausage? Where does the corn come in?

9. Everything in this sounds nice, but as a whole, what the hell is even happening here?

11. Only a seriously depraved society could come up with Koolickles. Oh yes, that is Kool-Aid soaked pickles. Pickles, brined in Kool-Aid.

15. Only America would come up with a doughnut burger.

IT’S FUCKING GLAZED YOU SICK FUCKS.

16. The KFC double down. Don’t make me explain why a sandwich that uses fried chicken instead of bread is a bad idea.

17. Why are snow-cones a thing? THEY’RE JUST ICE. JUST LITTLE BITS OF ICE.

18. Jerky makes no sense. OK, maybe if you were a cowboy it made sense, but it’s 2016. We sent a probe to Pluto so why are you chewing on dessicated meat?

19. Honestly, chicken and waffles seems weird. But cultural differences – sure, why not? But this is not an OK thing to flavour stuff with.

20. This is a brick. Of fried food. In no world should a ‘brick’ be an acceptable way of serving something.

Bricks are for building, not eating.

21. Same goes for meatloaf. A loaf is not an appropriate way to serve meat.

22. Americans shouldn’t do things with food because they end up with at this sort hellaciously unsafe things. Just, y’know, eat the fries, then drive. Or drive, then eat the fries. Why must you do both at the same time?

23. This is a peanut butter and jelly drink. Now, sure, peanut butter and jelly is a very american thing which has never really caught on elsewhere. That’s fine, it happens! But a drink?

24. I don’t even know what’s actually in this. It’s butter flavoured butter that actually has no butter?

27. Cheese should not be sprayed. A country that doesn’t understand the concept of cheese should not be allowed nuclear weapons, let’s be honest.

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