1. Texas honestly loves the fuck out of itself.
(That’s a lazy river around an island which is part of a hotel.)
2. So much so, that it feels the need to show off its shape at every possible chance.
10. But wait. Is that a… Texas-shaped bird bath????
(Yes it is. These are sold at the GROCERY STORE.)
12. Or how about a Texas-shaped coffee table to put your Texan metal art on?
24. Oh, you can’t forget the crust cutter.
For the full-blooded Texan who also hates their crusts.
25. A fucking Texas-shaped HOUSE.
Its swimming pool is shaped like a boot, with a hot tub as the spur. I WISH I was making this up.
27. And this fucking unnecessary sink.
Imagine doing the dishes in this sink. Far out.