1. Are you sitting down? You should find the nearest chair and watch as this sleepy pig gets woken up by the best thing in the world: a cookie.
2. Behold, a piggy fast asleep under a blanket, the only thing exposed is his nose.
3. But hark, what’s this? A cookie is presented to the piggy nose for inspection.
5. Then the piggy proceeds to do what anyone else would, and gobbles it down.
6. Well done, piggy friend, you’re an inspiration to us all! Chances are this won’t be the last cookie you find yourself faced with.
We are all cookie monsters, really.