What Is Bernie Sanders Doing?
1. Is he asking for the check at the end of a meal?
4. Is he playing the world’s tiniest fiddle?
6. Is he placing a thumbtack on a tiny globe?
7. Is he eating sushi while on the campaign trail?
8. Is he getting much needed advice from Jerry, his imaginary (and most trusted advisor) hummingbird friend?
9. Is he holding a piece of lint he found in his belly button earlier that day?
10. Is he graciously placing a piece of cheddar cheese on a mouse trap?
11. Is he sprinkling a little extra NACL on his spaghetti?
12. Is he trying to clean an elephant’s ear with a q-tip?
(Damnit Jerry, I thought he told you to stay up on your perch while he is giving campaign speeches?)
13. Is he holding a friendly neighborhood rat by the tail?